Occasional Bursts of Insanity

nonymoose:

assbutt-sherlocked-in-the-tardis:

OMG I’M LAUGHING SO HARD MY SISTER WAS WATCHING CHEAPER  BY THE DOZEN AND FUCKING JARED PADALECKI  WAS ON IT AND IN BETWEEN MY TEARS I SAW HIM MAKE THIS FACE

AND I LAUGHED EVEN HARDER BECAUSE I REALIZED HE’S MAKING THE SAME FACE AND GESTURES AS NINE

HANG ON I FIXED IT

(via relentlessimagination)

swingsetindecember:

she doesn’t wear short skirts. and neither do i because of the dress code. she’s not cheer captain because of budget cuts and we don’t have bleachers

(via its-my-way-or-the-booty-way)

jalexaremyhomeboys:

reasons i don’t want to do a presentation in front of my class:

• my voice shakes
• i go all red 
• i’m ugly
• people will be looking at me
• i’M UGLY AND PEOPLE WILL BE LOOKING AT ME AND MY VOICE WILL GO ALL WEIRD THIS IS AN ISSUE

(via thatonewisefool)

whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

(via corninthegreat)

vibesflint:

if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice

(via bringmethe-mexicans)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

jusst-another-day:

simplymykayla:

cnnbreakingofficial:

if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3 

my blog is worth more than i am

Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30

first the body parts comparison now the assassins thank you tumblr

(via official-bittersweetdemons)